“There has to be a certain decorum and civility. And that was just smashed. I thought, How low have we gotten here?”

- George H.W. Bush, former President on his reaction to Representative Joe Wilson’s shouting, “You lie!” during President Obama’s speech to Congress in September

 

“I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.”

- Rodney Dangerfield, stand-up comedian, actor